Poonis

A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.

Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.

by Sigaret Breff July 1, 2021

Poonis

When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo

Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again

by Big_Dick_Cockroaches March 8, 2021

poonis

When you get your (penis) stuck in you (anus)

"shit man i got a poonis"
"try and just pull it out bro"

by fSADF October 30, 2018

Poonis

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020

Poonis

The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

by jonnycocksucker July 25, 2009

Poonis

A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

by celllphone May 26, 2009

Poonis

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

by kingsexy December 14, 2002