Pon

noun: A creature or person described as being arrogant or overly confident; someone who believes they are right, yet refuses to show evidence beyond reason

verb: to beat someone in a contest or debate; to be annihilated

noun: "Variety and empowerment are what make a video game great, because games like Portal, Call of Duty, and Halo are all very popular.''

verb: You just got pon'd!

by Ponzi August 18, 2013

'PON

slang for TAMPON.

The 'pon machine in the bathroom is broken, can I borrow one?

by willa-mena October 30, 2003

Pon

Pon can be whatever you precive it to be.

Its used as a joke thing

For example pon could mean a potato in a binkini to me

but to another guy it could mean having sex with your mum

Heey

Hii

Wuu2

Pon

lololololol

by fob master August 23, 2010

pon

to skip something, don't go to an event that you are required to go to.

are you gonna pon school?

by deementor June 06, 2009

Pon

in a pair of shoes, when one fits and the other doesn’t

I bought a pair of shoes the other day, but they were pon so I'm thinking of returning them.
My feet are different sizes so shoes are always pon on me.

by theofficialquibble December 30, 2017

pon

When your trying to look up "porn" but instead type in "pon"

Fuck i just typed in pon instead of porn

by Saturdays are for the boys July 02, 2017

PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!

I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."

by CRUEFAN February 07, 2011