PON

Short for Ponkotsu (ポンコツ) meaning "clumsy", "useless" or "unreliable". Someone is PON when they mess up in a clumsy way. Being PON can also be seen as an endearing trait. It is a slang used in Japanese comedies. Its is also often used by hoolive vtubers.

1:"Oh no i messed up!"

2:"You're totally PON"

by dinmammaseriost May 29, 2022

ponning

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

pon

On

Pon di river Pon di bank

by Rexall September 15, 2003

pon this

Up on this, in respect to an item or location of an item.

You got any garbage bags pon this?

by Ridgs January 01, 2009

Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Pons

Short for Piece of Nasty Shit

You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!

by KingSoot November 24, 2006

pon

PON (verb, noun)

Similar to pwn, but dates back to a Warcraft guild that turned the word pwn and replaced the w with an o

1. An act of dominating an opponent.
2. Flawless victory. Schooled. Lesson taught. Owned beyond conventional words, and so excited about it
3. Abbreviation for the gaming clan Phalanx of Nod

We pon'd our opponent in that arena

by Ceraphus February 15, 2010