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polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.
by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019
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polite sex

I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.
by ooooghhye March 9, 2016
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Polite Fight

The stand off between two people at a bar, as each of them insist that the other is next to be served. Who ever gives in loses the polite fight and waits patiently to be served.
Sorry I took so long at the bar, I ended up having a polite fight with some guy about who was next to be served.
by PeaGreenBean August 24, 2010
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polite as fuck

by bigholls July 28, 2014
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Polite Bite

When you really don't feel like eating but are guilted into eating. Eating, in order to "fit in".
"Oh, you better at least have a "polite bite" of your Birthday Cake!". Second example; When your Mom or someone offers you something to eat and you've recently eaten and just couldn't eat another bite. "Oh, honey just have a "polite bite", I made it just for you!". When someone insists you taste something and it doesn't look appealing to you. So in order to not offend them, you take a "polite bite".
by Roxi Belaire September 5, 2011
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Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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polite cat

what most gay people call "beluga"
by sussy bake April 29, 2022
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