Pocky
Fucking Pocky.
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pocky
A cookie stick topped with different flavors (such as strawberry, chocolate, or vanillia). May or may not be better than a Nestle snack, but that doesn't matter, since anyone in their right minds should be boycotting Nestle anyway.
Pocky: A fun snack, and is only the primary source of food for anime fans at conventions, because that's the only thing the vendors sell besides Ramune.
Pocky: A fun snack, and is only the primary source of food for anime fans at conventions, because that's the only thing the vendors sell besides Ramune.
Pocky
Disgusting chocolate/strawberry sawdust on a stick, another byproduct of Japanese ingenuity and efficiency.
Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.
Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.
Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Japanese Pocko Executive: Johnno Armostrongo-San, what do we do with all this extra leftover sawdust from the logging ventures in China?
John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.
Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!
Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...
Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!
Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.
Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!
Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...
Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!
Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
Pocky
Jesus on a stick. Pocky is a confectionary treat created to enslave the world with delicious treats. Pocky comes in a wide variety of flavors, including, but not limited by, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Vanilla, Milk, Green Tea, Saki, Strawberry, and many more. Anyone who dislikes Pocky loses the respect of hundreds of millions of people.
Pocky by Jesus-Juice May 2, 2008
pocky
Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.
Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*
Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."
Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."
Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
pocky
A strange supposedly candy-like "treat" sent over by the Japanese to enslave stupid Americans. Upon seeing knock-offs of the "chocolate cream covered biscuit sticks" in anime TV shows or movies, the Wapanese flood to their nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and buy them for $.89 (yes, 89 cents). Curious dumbasses such as myself try them and find that they don't taste as good as they look. What is that stick in the center made of??? Doesn't look like a f'n pretzel to me!
4chan faggot (Anonymous): I founded new pix omg lol ^^ but it maketed me sad. I eat mai pocky stix now!!11!! DESU!!!!!!!!!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!
pocky by 4chan Obliterator August 5, 2008