half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

by wildmilechamp July 24, 2006

two-ply

Two-ply means to have a thinkness made up of two layers or strands.

Two-ply cardboard.

by Stormageddon612 January 31, 2012

Man ply

When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.

Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."

Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."

by jake sanchard September 02, 2008

ten ply

Stupid, as in "thick as a board", but especially so. Plywood made of five layers ("five ply") is a normal thickness of board. So "ten ply" would mean *exceptionally* stupid, as in: as thick as a *ridiculously* thick board.

For lunch you had nachos, pancakes, and some edibles, and you wonder why you feel weird now? You're fucking ten ply!

by Klendathu_Jones April 09, 2016

10 ply

one dense motherfucker.

someone who doesn't get the point.

guy 1 "is an apple a fruit"
guy 2 "dude. you're so 10 ply"

by ashleysophia September 15, 2013

2-ply

The action of using a second Kleenex to clean semen after masturbation.

Kyle: "Man that was a big load, I need to 2-ply that bitch."

by skr33ch96 October 24, 2014

Ply-Fucked

1. When your 13+ and your parents piss you off to the point were you literally punch a hole in your soft, plywood wall, intently smashing through the thin material then later realizing that your dumbass just put a hole in your wall.

1. Mom: "Ok so if your going to throw a fit then you can sit in your room all day."

(Kid goes to room, slams door behind.)

Kid: "I fucking hate my life.!"
(Kid then seeks for a soft spot in the wall and proceeds to
Ply-fuck it.)

(Kid ends up grounded longer.)
"Ply-Fucked"

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012