Plumpkin

A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'

"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"

"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."

by Branislav Nušić April 1, 2009

plumpkins

Another name for a really fat pumpkin.

"HEY! Look at that plumpkin over there! It's huge!!!"

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Plumpkin

1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.

2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.

3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.

1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!

2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.

3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...

by Urifucabes October 29, 2011

Plumpkin

Noun. A set act in which a person performs cunnilingus on a woman whilst she defecates

"Yeah dude, I'd pay $2000 just to give Riley Reid a plumpkin"

by TommySalami420 August 23, 2023

Plumpkin

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals whilst the recipient excretes feces into a toilet, bucket, or box from a seated position. Not to be confused with a Blumpkin.

Dude, bro... get out of the bathroom! I got a car full of fat bitches on the way over and at least one of them wants a Plumpkin.

by Richard Glass April 11, 2020

Plumpkin

Occurs when a man is nailing a chick in the ass, and then after feeling something saucy on his pecker, looks down to find a pumpkin shaped pile of shit, bubbled over her asshole. His penis represents the stem.

Randy was nailing lisa in the ass, and to his dismay, she developed a gigantic plumpkin.

by cuntpunter69 February 17, 2008

plumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by a fat girl while taking a dump.

ref: blumpkin

After finishing a fifth, I woke up on the toilet to Timmy's morbidly obese sister giving me a plumpkin.

by Calitri December 19, 2007