PITA

P.I.T.A is an acronym that stands for

Pain
In
The
Ass

Tara: ugh, Logan has been a real PITA today
Fiona: he’s been a real what?
Tara: y’know... pita, a pain in the ass

by JumboJuice69420 August 6, 2019

PITAIK

PITAIK is the acronym for -Pain In The Ass I Know- i.e. 1. one who often pains the asses of others 2. every day tasks that no one wants to do because they are a pain in the ass, I know

1. Here comes another PITAIK. 2. Oh no, here comes that PITAIK again!

by BAM2018 May 31, 2015

Pitopo

When you place a frozen pizza in the oven, and then fall asleep/pass out, leaving the frozen pizza cooking for hours. You are usually awoken to smoke detector blaring, or a house filled with smoke and a horrible burning odor. This usually is preceded by a long night of boozing. A successful pitopo usually ends up with something that resembles a charred hockey puck in the oven. "Pizza In The Oven Pass Out"

Man, I got home from the bar last night and pulled a pitopo. Everything in my house smells like charred pizza. Probably gonna take 2 weeks to get the stench out.

I was sound asleep last night, and woke up to a smoke filled apartment and the fire alarm blaring. My roommate Greg came home from the bars and committed a pitopo. I have to work in the morning and my suit reeks now. I tried to wake up Greg to reem him out, but he wouldn't even budge.

by sappage February 20, 2017

pikapped

said of a person who had sex with a member of Pi Kappa Phi

"She's a baller. She just got pikapped."

by krissya March 7, 2010

Pita Fee

A surcharge added on for customers who are a Pain in the Ass.

He was rude, so I quoted him double. If I'm taking his business, I'm gonna charge a Pita fee.

by LittleMarkBerry February 6, 2010

pataphor

A metaphor that creates its own context.

Dude, you're so out there you're speaking in pataphor(s).

by Pat M456 June 29, 2007

Pital

A word for all varieties of cursed food/drink

*Dead Dog Pizza
*Beesechurger
*Hamster Muffin
*Mushy Armadillo Cereal
*Dryer Lint Hot Pocket
*Mosquito Pancake

"I eat nails for breakfast, with no milk"
"That sounds like a Pital"

by ThePleadTribe October 23, 2020