1. "my arse hurts"
"SHUT UP STOP YOUR BITCHING ABOUT IT GOOOOOOD YOUR BEING SO FAGADOCIOUS."
...
later on in the day...
" why do you have to be so pissy about it! "
2." OMG I DIDNT MAKE IT TO THE WASHROOM IN TIME, IM SO PISSY,
TODAY I CANT CONTROL MY PEE ITS JUST FLYING
EVERYWHERE NON STOP! SOMEONE CALL 911 :o "
"No0o0o0o0o0o0o0oB!"