who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007

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Pissed Off

Annoyed, extremely annoyed.

I was very pissed off when my definition for Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass was rejected for the third time, despite the fact that there was nothing wrong with it. I read why it might not of been posted, and nothing was wrong with it!

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

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driving like a pissed off teenager

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".

Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

by malarky2020 December 16, 2009

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HELLA PISSED

The term or phrase expressing ones feelings towards something or someone. It was truly made legendary by youtube star Kingsley, normally expressed with a frustrated or angry and a wide eyed expression.

Person 1: I didn't like Eastenders last week, the storyline made me feel HELLA PISSED!

Person 2: I liked it.

by stopfronting1234 January 12, 2012

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