Game of phones

A game where if someone leaves their phone lying around, someone else uses it to take a selfie.

Leslie: "I checked my pictures, it's all selfies of Paul from earlier?"

Paul: "Game of phones!"

by Tarvu August 7, 2014

Hit the phones

Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.

Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”

by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010