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phallicam

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.
Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!
by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009
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phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs
The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.
by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004
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Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
by Porkins. March 26, 2012
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phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D
Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!
by course18 September 3, 2006
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phallusophy

1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents

2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god

mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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phallus

noun.
1. a symbol or representation of the penis.
2. a penis.
1. The Eiffel Tower, the things little boys draw on desks, etc.
2. a penis..is it that hard to understand? do you really need an example?
by delia m July 30, 2005
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phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility
My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.
by gringo feliz March 11, 2014
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