Parsimonious

A hoarding, self Seeking, bottom feeder unwilling to help other with resources they have. Who does things only for his own benefit and is often morally shunned. People who have little to no conscience and will lie, cheat, steal and manipulate others for their own benefit. A person who cares only for themselves and has no empathy or sympathy for others. These people will often ask who's going to pay for social solutions and admit they don't care enough to want to pay.

That ungrateful parsimonious piece of crap couldn't afford to help with our mom's funeral but she can afford to get her hair and nails done but she'll be first in line to receive her inheritance.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

parmony

The feeling of satisfaction achieved after eating a chicken parma.

They used a whole breast fillet, 3 cheeses and topped it off with bacon bits and oregano - I feel total parmony right now.

by Steggsy April 4, 2009

parimony

The above time 2

OMG hello

by Sabian June 3, 2004

parismony

Dirty or tattered money

The cashier told the man he could not pay with parismony

by The amazing banoonoo November 30, 2023

Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,

Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips

that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots

by doughnut dave June 26, 2025

parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym.

In electronics parlance, USB is an acronym for Universal Serial Bus. Bus is an acronym for Bidirectional universal switch. In this instance, Bus is a parsonym of USB.

by Dreadsocks December 16, 2007