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T-Pain

An Updated Version Of Blue Balls Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.
Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst
by James Vandling December 30, 2008
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R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.
T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".
by DetroitTom May 24, 2006
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T-Pain

A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.
by twistedbabydoll October 8, 2007
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Somebody who falls in love with strippers, buys drinks for the bartender at 5:00 in the morning and seriously needs to take their ass to church!
Guy1: What ever happened to T-Pain? He used to be so big, why did his career fall off so hard?
Guy2: He was too busy falling in love with strippers and buying drinks for the bartender that he wasn't able to focus on his music career and he fell off.
Guy1: I can't believe it!
Guy2: I know right!
by Icy Wyte October 20, 2022
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Guy who can't sing
A: Whats that noise ?
B: It's T-pain
A: Oh that explains it.
by KeyChain October 5, 2012
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T Pain

1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.

2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.

2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
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one who hits on / tries to pick up the employees.
the bartender, the stripper

how many t-pains have come into the store today?
by laura hutchh August 19, 2008
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