E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D

eat my pussy till i cum on your face daddy

Hey (insert name) E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D.

by ssggrdggttr July 17, 2019

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d.

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick

Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

by fucking 101 September 28, 2020

T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

by Pezuss July 24, 2011

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

P.T.M

An abbreviation for the phrase "pussy-to-mouth", which describes the sexual transition from vaginal sex to oral sex (performed by the woman, on the man).

I was doing her from behind when all of the sudden she went for the P.T.M and let me come in her mouth.

by PornScholar October 29, 2005

T.M.P.D.A

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.

Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about

by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009