plottin

Used to replace "planning" or "scheming"
-an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action.
-invent,or come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort
-the act or process of drawing up plans or layouts for some project or enterprise.
-the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening.

"I know that fool's plottin on me... to get me back for what I did to his boy."

by KikBxr May 13, 2006

Lose the plot

To stop acting rationally.

The day of her wedding, I thought Amy was going to lose the plot.

by Tige Gentry July 23, 2006

PLOTUS

"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!

It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.

by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020

lost the plot

To go mad, crazy, stop thinking right, or to lose your mind

“Mum said I lost the plot, at least I never lost my crop”

by II Lxlita II March 7, 2021

New Hentai Plot

I got this new hentai plot basically there's this highschool student except he's got a huge dick. I mean a monster cock. Packing a real shlongdaconda. Hauling a big meaty Johnson. Carrying an enormous cockasaurus. What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with an even bigger Fetus Slammer. A Humongous Tento na minchia tanta

So me and my buddy were checking out this new hentai plot, it was pretty good.

by Fallupe December 29, 2021

plot armor

Character shields (also known as plot armor or plot shield) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in which it strains credibility to believe that the character would survive.

"The art is nice, but the concept is obviously pretty stupid. Hell, just the fact that they're using the most broken character with plot armor as thick as fangirls' raging hardons for him, from Naruto, against someone who was shown to only be a mediocre bender at the beginning of the series (the form of Zuko used here) should tell you something."

--Anonymous, from 4chan's /co/ board, describing a Deviantart comic depicting Naruto's Sasuke fighting Avatar's Zuko.

by Zootsutra April 23, 2008

Plottle

To play another human like a bottle, producing a pleasant resonant whistling sound. Has been successfully executed by mouth but other orifices could potentially work.
May or may not be sexual.

"Hey, was that a plottle session I heard coming from your room last night mate?"
"Yeah.. Gladys has started to request it as part of our foreplay.. bit weird but whatever.."
"Dude, you were sounding sweet.. you should go on Britain's Got Talent!"

by Clo'aki July 15, 2019