private ownership

An ownership that is private

Private ownership

by Melufuck July 25, 2022

Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

by chunkyheff January 28, 2022

oneshit

noun, a story with one chapter (oneshot), which was absolute bullshit.

person A: »Wow, that oneshot was really bad!«
person B: »I guess it’s an oneshit then.«

by avasabrina February 13, 2018

Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

Ownership

Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!

Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Ownership

To have an exclusive or superordinate claim to an object.

Hym " 'To be an axiom it needs to be obvious' Says Andrew. According to who? Whether or not something is obvious to you (subjectively) has nothing to with whether or not it's true. Slavery is the compelled or coerced labor of another and doesn't actually constitute 'ownership' in the libertarian sense."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024