Crazy overstepping stepmom

A delusional stepmom who has zero understanding of what her role is supposed to be.

The crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids' mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me classes, bought a shirt that said Worlds Best Mom and told the kids, "Just call me mom, I'm like practically the same thing."

Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!

Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.

by Harmony08 September 16, 2010

ovester

The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".

Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?

by Gibberling May 17, 2007

Overservedness

A particular individual has been over served with alcohol.

Please observe my overservedness.

by Icefishbaby August 25, 2013

Oversleeve

Adjective When your sleeves are too long, you can't just say they're too long. Nah, you gotta SHORTEN it up. Oversleeve is the perfect use of it.

Tailor: How would you like the sleeves, sir?
Man: I'd like them to be oversleeved, please.
Tailor: What the fuck--

by muffinisaloser September 2, 2018

oversher

When someone thinks they’re the master of social media and continually shares things no one cares about and then blocks people who try to help them understand this.

Man. Stan is on an oversher rampage today. Someone stop him.

by Notatoomer December 17, 2019

overstenched

when someone, (guy or girl), puts too much body spray on themselves to the point where it doesnt even smell good anymore

That girl bathed in fuckin perfume

That kid wears way too much cologne

by nicole July 30, 2004

oversleepover

An event where people know they'll be up far too late and will oversleep at this sleepover as a means of recovery from a hangover. This is the adult form of a childhood favorite.

"Hey, we're having an oversleepover tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"No, I gotta work the next morning."

by reallypedantic April 24, 2010