Ottawa Spaghetti

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.

I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.

by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Ottawa test

Whether or not plant-based meat tastes like real meat

This burger passed the Ottawa test with flying colours

by dpgg22 February 14, 2022

Ottawa, Illinois

Also Known as Thottawa, It is One of the worst cities in the Illinois Valley that is filled with Yee Yee’s and Fake Gang members as well as the best prostitutes you can find. Most famously known by being consistently bashed by TREYXIII. People typically who show support to this city are usually in love with crack and have an IQ below 80.

Holy moly she’s got a 42 Body Count? She must be from Ottawa, Illinois.

by TREYXIII May 23, 2019

ottawa thumb wrestling

A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.

Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night

by that dude from reddit November 3, 2013

Ottawa U

There's a hole in the city and its name is Ottawa U
And if you're dull and boring than its the place for you
And if you're into concrete and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
2-3-4
Fuck you, Ottawa U
What?
Fuck you, Ottawa U
en Francais Fuckais vous
Fuck you Ottawa U
2-3-4
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
...

person 1: what is that?

person 2: well that my friend is the hole in our city, and its name is Ottawa u....

by ray ray lolitaaa February 3, 2009

Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.

Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”

by ruralführer September 7, 2018

Ottawa Hills

A small town in Ohio that is surrounded by Toledo but is technically its own town. Has a nicer school district and lower crime rate. It is also inhabited by rich people.

Bob: So what's Ottawa Hills like?
Joe: It's like the Beverly Hills of Toledo.

by gfdhasl February 18, 2013