oley, pa

Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.

Fuck, I just hit a cow. I must be in Oley, Pa.

by SRTAEYPN August 11, 2016

oley valley high school

a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.

Did you hear about oley valley high school?
Yea! I heard they are all country retards!
Yep.

by fronk the chopper December 8, 2021

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.

SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.

by flatster October 24, 2006

oatley

home to oatley campus, possibly the only reason why i will tell people to avoid that area!

Me: Hey look my car is getting stripped of its parts!
Friend: Its ok! You can just buy it all back with heorin

by LaRgO November 14, 2004

Ouley

A name for someone who was an accident, but is a bad bitch and is the main character. She might not be the best looking but she gets all the guys/ girls. She is weird and goofy and makes everything fun/ exciting. In the future, she will most likely become a stripper. It's also a rare name so yeah.

She is an Ouley

by xxx_idk_xxx September 28, 2020

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

Osley

A name commonly mispronounced, sounds like "Oh-zlee." Defines a group of party-hard norwegians that immigrated from Trondheim, Norway. Favorite foods include Lefsa, Ludafisk and cheese dip. Weaknesses include brewery tours and vodka.
Often speak loudly and appear to be snobbish and unapproachable.

"Look at that group of Osleys over there! They sure know how to have fun!"

by skylartryp April 8, 2009