Osteopornosis

It’s a degenerate disease that developes after exsessive stress has been applied to the body from actively watching porn, extensively using parts of your body to reach orgasm. The disease can affect any part of your skeletal structure that has been used to acquire sexual satisfaction. Common areas that are affected by osteopornosis are hands, wrist, jaw, pelvis, back, knees, neck, coccyx(tailbone). There is no cure but there are preventative measures that can be taken to reduce the risk of developing osteopornosis

The porn star had to quit her job after developing osteopornosis from repeatedly having her legs bent behind her ears.

by Your word Majesty August 25, 2018

Osteoporosis

It is a disease that occurs in the bones. It breaks down the bone sells.

No one literally no one: ....
Idubbzz: I have osteoporosis.

by Osteoporosis Idubzz February 12, 2020

osteopheliac

A person who enjoys sex with skeletons, bones or other forms of osteo matter.

Did you see that kid who was fucking the skeleton in Biology the other day? What an osteopheliac!

by lost_130 March 29, 2005

osteopussy

A disturbingly thin, yet desirable female. A female so thin that having sex with her would be like fucking a skeleton, and yet the prospect still attracts.

Man, Suzie's looking good after that diet. She might have stopped menstruating, but she's the hottest piece of osteopussy I've ever seen.

by jan_drew November 8, 2008

osteoporosis

black, to have a big-ass bangin booty

damn she got so good osteoporosis

by gingerelle2627 June 6, 2004

Osteopathy

A medical practice that is based on the theory that diseases are due to the loss of stuctural - bones and muscles - support.

Patient: Doctor, I think I have testicular cancer!
Doctor of Osteopathy: Yes, sadly, that is correct; drink plenty of milk!
Patient: ...

by Danny TC August 30, 2006

Osteoporosis

The wackiest bone disease.

He is osteoporosis.

by A&P Bois January 21, 2020