openis

when something is OP, (overpowered) it is referred by as openis.

That diamond sword has a lot of openis

by F3se5 June 1, 2018

opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Obenis

an obese penis

Dong: doctor just diagnosed me with terminal Obenis :(
Adam: damn I hope it's not fatal

Dong: ???

by Hispanic@theDisco June 27, 2019

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

oseli

Is attracted to kpop or hot korean men :).

oseli is obbsessed with so much kpop she dosent pay attention to people

by lovleyrose June 2, 2020

Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.

"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan

by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022

Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009