Oscillate

Verb
To bang somebody back and forth rhythmically

"Let's oscillate"
"Sure"

by thegaychicken March 9, 2017

oscillate my anus

This is a smart term for "Kiss my ass!" The word 'oscillate' means 'kiss' and the word 'anus' means 'ass'.

Bob: "You know fred your such a freak!"
Fred: "hey Bob, why dont you just oscillate my anus!!!!"

by ***<3*** July 1, 2008

Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.

Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010

oscillating

a substitute for the word awesome. Used out of necessity when the elderly and reality television stars were taking all of our affirmative adjectives.

'did you see how sam and liss beat up those elephants?'
'hell yeah, it was the most oscillating thing i've ever seen happen in a zoo!'

by Liss December 16, 2004

Oscillate

Has many uses, best described through example, though could be used as a substitute for words like 'go', 'fuck', 'look round', 'move'

"you wanna go somewhere else??"
"yeah sure, we should probably oscillate to BurgerKing for some oscillate fries... oh yes hmmmmmm"

by the oscillator- Gracey April 5, 2005

Oscillate

To have sexual intercourse with an ocelot or to be impregnated by an ocelot. (Homosexual Sex) with an Ocelot also applies)

That was the best time I’ve had while I oscillate in a long time!!!

by Jimmychonga April 1, 2019

Osillator

meth pipe.

oscillators are made from crystals. therefore, crystal oscillator is a discrete way of saying meth pipe.

(Normally oscillator is spelled with a "C" but bloods dont like the letter "C".)

i know a guy in hawaii that makes the best osillators.

by Halunka Records January 31, 2022