fear of a old man. this can be advanced if he is holding 3 dice in his left hand. there are no known cures for this syptom yet, and is 73% lethel to humans under the age of 42.
doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!
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A total badass. CIA case officer. Thug gangster. Author provocateur, asymmetric strategist, a rhetorical Ramses. He can beat you with his fists, or with his brain, but fists are quicker so insurance is advised: When he’s not on TV you can find him on the battlefield behind enemy lines or drinking with that “most interesting man in the world” dude. He’s the Indiana Jones of Intelligence. The Mohammed Ali of Military Arts. And the David Bowie of Donbas. He blows shit up. He is OrdNance.
We were surrounded. Close combat with small arms. So I pulled the ripcord and called in OrdNance. He came in danger close behind enemy lines. By the time they saw him coming it was too late.
Afterward we got drinks and talked about Jean Baudrillard’s book “Simulacra and Simulation” and how Putin is inherently postmodern. And a little bitch.
Afterward we got drinks and talked about Jean Baudrillard’s book “Simulacra and Simulation” and how Putin is inherently postmodern. And a little bitch.
by Fisto_Roboto April 18, 2022
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Whats up oldman?
by 412 General January 29, 2009
Get the oldman mug.a girl who goes by the name emma lauren or robin. or a man who goes by the name keith. a wonderful last name to have and the ppl who have it indeed are pretty dang dope if i do say so myself.
by jimmy144 April 9, 2019
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Did you see the sweet IYAOYAS tatoo Sgt Korn got on his forearm? It really looks sweet next to the rainbow. He's a motivated Aviation Ordnance Marine.
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