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To bail on one's friends because your girlfriend made plans after you did, and you are somehow obligated to partake in said plans instead of your own. Much like Louie Anderson ordman's reality.
Joe totally pulled an ordman because Jane made plans after he did, what a Louie Anderson thing to do.
Ordman by Slaphats April 17, 2010
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Gary Oldman 

1) An actor whose talent, popularity and value is undermined by the society. See also underrated
2) A satire to award centers like The Academy Awards (Oscars) or Golden Globes, along with actors like Joaquin Phoenix, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Glenn Close...
Sad fact: Gary Oldman has only one oscar nominations and no golden globe nominations at all.

Rational guy: "Why would Gary Oldman want an oscar? I tdon't think he has time for this Mickey Mouse Bull Shit."
Gary Oldman by kdrng June 7, 2016

oldmaning 

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.
stop oldmaning
oldmaning by oldmacdonaldadafarm April 13, 2014

gay oldman 

1) When you want to search about Gary Oldman in google and forgot the "r".

2) The other way round
My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?

Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.

Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.
gay oldman by kdrng June 5, 2016

Gary Oldman 

1.(adj) To change physical appearance, demeanor, and voice; to be chameleon-like 2. (v) To stand behind an opened door as someone walks through it, at which point you push it slowly closed to sneak up on them.
Way to pull a Gary Oldman on me as I walked in the door.
Gary Oldman by Trent Bramer September 3, 2005

oldmangaminghd 

Plays games
Youtuber
Dad of TanqR
oldmangaminghd
oldmangaminghd by Prestige E October 15, 2020

orman ablo 

People who commonly play video games on the computer that unironically say "cykka blyt" reffering as a russian. Occasionally 5 year olds that used there mothers credit card.
stop being a orman ablo you russian trash!

orman ablo faggot 12 year old retard.
orman ablo by BlytSoka June 8, 2016
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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