Ordman

To bail on one's friends because your girlfriend made plans after you did, and you are somehow obligated to partake in said plans instead of your own. Much like Louie Anderson ordman's reality.

Joe totally pulled an ordman because Jane made plans after he did, what a Louie Anderson thing to do.

by Slaphats April 17, 2010

Gary Oldman

1) An actor whose talent, popularity and value is undermined by the society. See also underrated
2) A satire to award centers like The Academy Awards (Oscars) or Golden Globes, along with actors like Joaquin Phoenix, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Glenn Close...

Sad fact: Gary Oldman has only one oscar nominations and no golden globe nominations at all.

Rational guy: "Why would Gary Oldman want an oscar? I tdon't think he has time for this Mickey Mouse Bull Shit."

by kdrng June 7, 2016

oldmaning

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.

stop oldmaning

by oldmacdonaldadafarm April 13, 2014

gay oldman

1) When you want to search about Gary Oldman in google and forgot the "r".

2) The other way round

My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?

Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.

Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.

by kdrng June 5, 2016

Gary Oldman

1.(adj) To change physical appearance, demeanor, and voice; to be chameleon-like 2. (v) To stand behind an opened door as someone walks through it, at which point you push it slowly closed to sneak up on them.

Way to pull a Gary Oldman on me as I walked in the door.

by Trent Bramer September 3, 2005

oldmangaminghd

Plays games
Youtuber
Dad of TanqR

oldmangaminghd

by Prestige E October 15, 2020

orman ablo

People who commonly play video games on the computer that unironically say "cykka blyt" reffering as a russian. Occasionally 5 year olds that used there mothers credit card.

stop being a orman ablo you russian trash!

orman ablo faggot 12 year old retard.

by BlytSoka June 8, 2016