Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011

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Ordinary Sausage

dude on YouTube with over 500k subs right now

Guy 1: " Hey Ordinary Sausage uploaded a new video!"
Guy 2: " Who the fuck is Ordinary Sausage?"

by WhoevenusesBing February 24, 2021

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Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.

Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)

by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009

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ordinary

In Australian usage, ordinary can be employed to mean "not good" or, as a form of understatement, "really quite bad"

Frank admitted he'd been feeling pretty ordinary since being hit by that truck.

by pde June 11, 2007

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extra ordinary

super normal since your extra ordinary like wtf you’re not different. just go back to ben shaw life and be a legendary prospect that just ate to many cakes at hooters

wow bourneo missed an open net. what an extra ordinary play. he should honestly just kill himself. this is smocket league

by balec December 23, 2021

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