orbit

1. loona stan
2. gay

I stan LOONA, so I'm an Orbit

by bisexualmess July 9, 2018

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

orbital

A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.

John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend.

John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!

by djsynergy September 9, 2009

Orbiter

The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.

Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown

by thedude8266 July 22, 2013

Orbited

To be orbited, I.E owned, an Orbited is far worse than an Owned, an Orbited is three times the humiliation of Owned.
Orbiting comes from a Canibus-central.com/forum
User who has been owned so many times, thus " owned " isnt a strong enough word for it. He has risen the bar in online humiliaion.

Chris Brown whent to visit his girl, and saw four dudes walking out her side door barely dressed, he was Orbited once again.

by Dr. Eusipicus Lettuce September 3, 2004

Orbiting

Orbiting is when the person who ghosted you , continues to linger in your life by watching every single one of Instagram stories and liking/commenting on your social media posts.

That guy who ghosted me has just liked my selfie, why?

He's orbiting my life!

by wawrinkaK May 31, 2018

Orbital

Legendary electronic music producers Paul and Phil Hartnoll.

Halcyon is one of Orbital's most celebrated tracks.

by Matt Gillies July 31, 2003