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Nick Option

When given two options, you answer with a third random one
"Would you rather eat pizza or burgers for the rest of your life"
Nick Option - "Neither I'd prefer sushi"
by ThyShooketh November 3, 2020
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Optimus Dime

John "Optimus Dime" Wall. Point Guard for the Washington Wizards.
Bumblebeal: fully repaired Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Dime: Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebeal: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Dime: If that is his choice
Otto Porter Jr.: Yes.
by WheatyB February 13, 2017
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optimus prime

Leader of the Autobot wordTransformers/word. He is wise, just, skilled and capable of transforming into a giant red truck and drivin' about. Died in Transformers: The Movie, but came back twice.
We should all try and be like Optimus Prime.
by Popcorn September 28, 2003
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Optimistic Realist

Someone who is able to look at the positive side of life while maintaining a realistic viewpoint. Although seemingly contradictory (or even possibly as an oxymoron), it clearly is not due to the fact that realism has no positive or negative association, only a focus on the realistic elements of a situation.
Craig is an optimistic realist because while he understands that in reality, negative things can happen, that there is an equal chance that positive things will happen.
by Capritzki Pomadurn August 23, 2010
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Optimistic Nihilism

The knowledge that there is nothing. Everything life appears to be is but a perception. 'morals' and 'facts' are all subjective.
Despite this, the only escape provides little alternative, as that leads to the cessation of all thought. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts :)
I believe in Optimistic Nihilism. If there's nothing else out there, I still enjoy what I've got.
by pianofortepianoforte April 4, 2009
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second option

Second Choice means that they chose someone over you first but they could always go to you as their second choice (simplified version) they picked someone over you (if that happened to you I'm sorry it did it happened to me to do don't feel alone love you boo ❤️)
He chose her over me which makes me the second option
She chose him over me which makes me the second option
They chose them over me which makes me the second option
by playamoungus October 30, 2020
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Option J

Option J
From Wiki Gonzalez

Option J refers to the advice "whip it out" as a solution to any life situation.

The phrase originated in the September 1, 2004 Primer Lounge, in which was discussed what a man should do if a stadium's Kiss Cam were to spotlight him and an estranged ex-girlfriend. Option J was offered by Keith Scott as the ninth potential course of action. There was no option I.

Option J does NOT simply refer to any situation in which the member is exposed. Situations in which it is not an "option", such as urinating or showering, do not qualify. At least one other person must be present, and the situation must be one in which the act does not perfectly fit within social norms, so that an element of shock exists. The term is often incorrectly used to describe self-abuse (masturbation).
You can appropriately use option J in these situations:

-When you don't have enough money to pay bus fare.

-During a parent/teacher conference when your teacher is about to announce to your parent(s) your homework deficiency.

-When you're on the Kiss Cam at a sporting event with an estranged ex.

-During communion.

-at a wedding when the holy man asks if there are any objections to be made.

-to explain option J before verbally trying to explain option J.
by James N. May 13, 2006
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