-How do you get laid with the ladies?
-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
by dildo777 July 25, 2018
by rainn.bish June 26, 2019
by Cupcake March 14, 2017
by Jar3tt March 28, 2008
When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.
Barkeep: What can I get ya?
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!
The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!
The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.
by CJ2daK September 03, 2008
by Doctress Julia September 04, 2009
the opposite of shut
by fran xox August 09, 2004