oofkal

the funniest person alive that has a massive cock

woah man, you’re acting like oofkal

by oofkal June 6, 2021

oofspring

The bastard child you have somehow spawned into this world.

What happened is what shouldn't have happened, and now we have an oofspring.

by Backstroke_ January 21, 2019

ooska

A Text or IM sent during masturbation. The recipient of the Text or IM is usually unaware of your current affairs.

I was talking to my GF last night, she had no idea that it was an ooska.

by Muhammed Rasheed Bin Albari Ma'Ama January 11, 2008

OOFSH

Something that is predominantly cool to those who use it..
A word that only the people who primarily created it know it's true meaning.
However, for others the meaning is thus: Oofsh means "that's cool", "very interesting". Basically something that is definitively fascinating, exciting & important to those who use it. Oofsh is to be used when excited about something.
That's what it was & when it was invented.

"We Got Tickets To Brand new" says one girl.
Her boyfriend replies "OOFSHH!"

by popkins February 3, 2007

Ofski

Referring to leaving your social m8s and retuning to the real world of reality

"Am ofski m8 had a good nite snorting charly but me mums making rice cakes"

by von goth July 1, 2007

Oofskruskie

A better version of oof

Billy “l didn’t bring my running shoes to track!”
Tate “oofskruskie”

by Skskskswilsonsk July 3, 2019

Oofsketit

When you’re taking easy L’s but you’re powering through it. Mostly revolved around partying type activities such as taking a phat rip or a thick shot.

***Shmeek passes blunt to hahn***

***Hahn takes a phat rip (coughing)***
“Oofsketit.” -Shmeek

by Diplodicus McPringle October 3, 2019