i'owno

A back woods, country way of saying, "I don't know." Typically for those who are too lazy to use proper grammar.

Jake: Hey Jeremy, dude, where'd your mom put those empanadas?

Jeremy: I'owno, dude. Go ask Carlos.

by MelanietheGreat December 27, 2008

Onno

A nice heterosexual bloke who can bowl but only when mildly intoxicated with alcohol. Sober or drunk his balls end up in the gutter, but between those is a state of bowling averageness. A strike is a rare phenomenon but when it happens its simply baffling.

Who is that mildly intoxicated average bowler?
It must be an Onno, we'll know for sure when his game drops after another few beers.

by Morddrath February 6, 2010

OneNote

The world's most simple notebook-based note-taking software, made by Microsoft.

Why is OneNote so simple?

Because you can only make one note with it!

by Dymo 1750 April 30, 2020

Ownophilia

The love of owning. To get kill streaks and consistently top the boards.

--- Ownophilia has reached an 8 kill streak ---

by Elev8rMusic October 13, 2011

oninon

To reoccur over and over again.

I could go Oninon about PJ’s lack of knowledge with Dessert wines.

by Cowboy Kenny July 24, 2019

Onno

A Dutch Canadian who plays hockey. He a blond blue haired guy who you think is drunk but is actually sober. From people who just meet him he may seem like a lot to deal with but when you get to know him.. he still a lot to deal with. He is also the life of the party.

Yo is that Onno, man he the life of a party

by The Peguin July 3, 2018

OneNote

1. A Microsoft product

2. Poop

"I used OneNote and was really disappointed. Now I use Google Drive." - LP

by teamworkmakesthedreamwork April 9, 2015