Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011