Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof.

This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.

For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."

by kisses<3 January 25, 2013

I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass

Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.

"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.

by bingo lingo August 29, 2010

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

by hi8877875 February 5, 2019

Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO

A word used to assure a friend or companion that their current situation is optimal, despite all possible doubt.

Hey man, don’t worry re-payin’ for me for the movie tickets. Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO!

by FanGurl4EVA January 22, 2020

don't whiz on the electric fence!

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021