omnicoscient

The awareness of everything, everywhere.

Parents know that they have to be omnicoscient in order to protect their kids from harm, especially parents of toddlers and teenagers.

by Reximuster January 5, 2014

omnificent

having unlimited awesomeness, being all-awesome

I have surpassed cool, i am now omnificent.

by marcthedork April 24, 2008

Omniscent

The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit.

Coined here: http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/coined.php

Christian: "God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent."
Atheist: "You forgot Omniscent."

by voodooKobra February 11, 2009

omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.

At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022

Momniscient

The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"

Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."

by I8ur3.14 March 28, 2020

omniscientiasist

Person with a pathological need to know more than everyone else about any given subject.

Joe's such an omniscientiasist that he can't ever admit when he doesn't know an answer on Jeopardy.

by SJ_Duke April 11, 2007

omniscientology

A Scientologist that knows everything about Scientology.

The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022