Parents know that they have to be omnicoscient in order to protect their kids from harm, especially parents of toddlers and teenagers.
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Get the omniscience professor mug.The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
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Get the omniscientiasist mug.The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.
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