oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004

OJ Simpson

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007

oj simpson

A very honorable man who said the world inspiring quote ''the glove don't fit'' therefore he is not guilty while doing the oj effect ontop of the german bedframe

toch me harder oj simpson

by oj is bae October 10, 2015

OJ Simpson

The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.

by cclark October 19, 2007

Oj Simpson

1. God.
2. Also known as Jesus Christ in 34 states and Puerto Rico

Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz

by brent harrison bitchez October 8, 2007