Moon ointment

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

by Felix The Gat November 23, 2009

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006

Fly in the ointment

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"

For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend

by d-c August 14, 2007

ointment

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

by Nick February 5, 2004

milk ointment

something that should be made for peeps who dont like milk. Apply to the skin for strong and healthy bones!

I need some milk ointment.

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

Ointment

you put in on your balls

go go gadget ointment

by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

ointment

a nickname for a girl named josepha koda. you mustonly refer to her as that.

person 1 : hi ointment!!!!!!!!!!!!
ointment: hi.

by actuallymichael May 23, 2023