set it off

The greatest band of all time. An American punk-rock band with (currently) six albums. I could go ON. They're funny, kind, and I've only seen them live ONCE. They're generally really good, and they have something for everyone. Whether rock, metal, pop, or punk, they've got it all.

Person 1: Did you hear the new Set It Off album?

Person 2: Of course! It's awesome!

by set it off fan March 7, 2026

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Dick Offset

Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.

Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.

Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.

by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010

Offset

One of the three members of the rap group migos. Known for trapping, robbery, and his lyrics, the young traplord is cousin to fellow migos member Quavo.

Quavo: aye offset we got shootaz in da window?

by Traplanta December 23, 2014

Carb offsetting

Rebranding of the word 'exercise', for the type of people that do that kind of thing. It's a 21st century mindset; not exercising to get fit or healthy like most other functioning humans but offsetting the shit lifestyle you already enjoy.

I'm walking to work instead of driving this week because I'm carb offsetting tonights 10 pints.

by Goooooodwithwerds January 22, 2020

Carbon Offset

An act of pretending to care about the environment. The attempt to justify ones use of greenhouse gas emissions. A false hope for solving global warming. The act of buying ‘carbon credits’ from a third-party company that says it will offset the carbon emissions the purchaser produces. The problem with carbon offsetting is it allows companies to continue to produce harmful greenhouse gasses while their offset has done little or nothing to counter global warming. A recent Financial Times article found that many offset companies and their 'carbon credits' were of either uncertain value or were completely worthless. Global warming cannot be solved by just planting more trees, a common way to attempt to offset ones emissions. If global warming could be solved by just planting trees, environmentalists would be planting night and day. A certain well known ex-vice-pres 'eco-maniac' very interestingly endorses the practice of carbon offsetting. The industry of carbon offsetting is expected to double by 2010.

A better solution to solve global warming is to reduce total emissions as much a possible.

Source: google carbon offset and financial times

Gore: google al gore and carbon offset

Journalist: Environmentalists say your company is going to produce a 3% increase in greenhouse gas emissions on earth.

Company CEO: That is indeed super true, but it's totally okay because we carbon offset. We bought a shit-ton of carbon credits, so we are carbon neutral, duuuude!

by Truth Inconvenient August 30, 2007