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land octopus

that mfer kole
Oh Kole, that land octopus.
by invaliduser504291 April 16, 2022
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The Needy Octopus

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
by cghxfjua45er7q4574yyahAEhy December 8, 2009
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Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.
Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011
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Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.
Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...
by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010
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Doctor Octopus

Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.
by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020
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Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule

If you bring it up, you have to say it.

When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.

(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)

One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.

This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
Person 1: “Omg, I have to tell you what she said! Oh… wait I won’t actually.”

Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”

Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”
by Pjama12345678910 March 14, 2023
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octopus juke

a goofy looking juke in which the arms are waved in an octopus like motion.
corner back: you aint going nowhere!
wide receiver: bring it bitch!
QB: hike!
wide reviver: *octopus juke*

corner back: what the fuck????
TOUCHDOWN!!
by Mackevelli July 26, 2011
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