Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits
by Staac October 11, 2019
Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.
by See, I’m right June 16, 2019
I'm in love with the oatmeal!
by teamswirl420 March 18, 2016
Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.
— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
by jorondo June 17, 2013
A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
by Flying Asian December 30, 2011
Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
by miss peeniz biznatch November 09, 2003
grits for white people
by GMODAMAN June 30, 2010