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Oatmeal

Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.
Damn dude, I feel so oatmeal right now
“Fr tho like there’s nothing to do. It’s so oatmeal here”
by See, I’m right June 15, 2019
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Oatmeal

Oatmeal. Penis
by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020
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to be oatmealed

Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.
— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
by jorondo June 17, 2013
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The Oatmeal

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?
by Flying Asian January 1, 2012
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oatmeal

An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!
Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
by miss peeniz biznatch November 8, 2003
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oatmeal

Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.
by GMODAMAN July 5, 2010
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