Oat

A stupid person who lacks basic knowledge, usually a fucking idiot who is ignorant about recent news and is too stupid to realize they are a brain dead mother fucker. Very similar to a human potato or dolt.

1. guy 1: who is the governor of your state?
guy 2: *takes 30 seconds* no fucking clue.
guy 1: you're a fucking oat

2. guy 1: *tries to pull into parking spot someone else is clearly waiting for*
guy 2: "move you fucking oat"

by j_o.e.l February 14, 2018

oats

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

by Oats January 26, 2004

oats

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

by suqadiq August 23, 2007

oats

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

by Tom January 18, 2004

Oat

Old Asian troll. While cruising a gay bar in the East Village, we younger men were sipping our wine when, like sharks, a few older Asian men started leching on us.

If partying in the gay bars of the East Village, beware of Oats.

by Jerry Ann August 11, 2010

oats

short vesion of bloody oath or fucken oath. to approve of something.

johno : "you going to the pub tonight mate?"
macca : "oats"

by gfresha February 8, 2010

Oats

A grain eaten by horses in Emglamd and are preferred by men in Scotland.

That guy went out to buy some Oats for his Horses

by Sshacck June 10, 2017