by The O.T. December 17, 2010
A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.
OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".
by Short arse harris October 03, 2018
by asd38 May 22, 2013
acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"
by Robbie May 14, 2005
1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
by crazycloyster November 17, 2003
Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
An oaf is a short, rotund human being who likes to eat excessive amounts of pork pies or other fatty foodstuff and dribble all over the floor/pillow. They are slow creatures, both physically and mentally and have little capacity for rational thought or common sense. They become angry easily and have been known to slap poor, innocent individuals.
by blobbymcgee November 22, 2010