An old virgin I'd like to fuck. Milf is equivalent, but not as great as making love with an old women which is still a vergin. A normal milf will be re-used, an OVILF is fresh and tasty.
by stepmomdad April 30, 2022
Get the OVILF mug.Woman in the eighth decade of life who are sexually attractive and alluring. These women are usually models and socialites who have aged exceptionally well. Examples: Carmen dell'Orefice, China Machedo, Elisabeth Himmer-Hirnigel.
"Check out that woman at the opera. She is such an OILF!"
"Check out that woman at the opera. She is such an OILF!"
by Jack NYC September 4, 2013
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by Jack Anon January 2, 2011
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Get the owlfucker mug.Kenny's big sister is a real OSILF.
by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream June 19, 2017
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A small winged insect that buzzes around bad oil.
Their larvae swim in the oil and feed on other insects and bio matter trapped in it.
Think of flies on shit. Except, in this case, the oil is the shit.
Their larvae swim in the oil and feed on other insects and bio matter trapped in it.
Think of flies on shit. Except, in this case, the oil is the shit.
Martha: John, the heater won't go on!
John: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have bought the oil from that cheap ass company. There was an Oilfly buzzing around the truck!
John: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have bought the oil from that cheap ass company. There was an Oilfly buzzing around the truck!
by Crissss December 20, 2012
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