swag overload

overflowing swag

holiday is swag overload

by dhie12 July 9, 2011

Porn Overload

When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.

Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...

WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?

I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!

by Megatron The Pimp Machine October 30, 2011

Lactose Overload

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat

Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.

by justhatguy July 27, 2009

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'

After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me

by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010

beef overload

Something you scream when there are a lot of dickheads around you.

Wow I can’t believe i screamed beef overload at are family reunion!

by Dr.Chode May 25, 2020

Swag Overload

The point at which your swag has risen so high that you have trouble turning it off.

Person 1: I only meant to get one girls number but women have been throwing themselves at me all night."

Person 2: I think you're reached swag overload. Make sure to bring lots of condom and take a good shower in the morning.

by darkswagger July 10, 2012

writer's overload

An ailment common with writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one has so many ideas for a story that their brain shuts down in an effort to cope, usually resulting in a splitting headache and a craving for chocolate,potato chips, or some other unhealthy snack.

Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.

Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"

by WritingisgoodfortheSoul August 17, 2009