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Olive Garden 

To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire loaf of bread and a can of tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.
"You just got Olive Gardened!"

"I just Olive Gardened her."

"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."

"When I saw I had been the victim of a brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"
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Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal
I went to olive garden and had a bad time

Olive Garden 

Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)

Child: AaH

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Olive Garden 

A great American Italian restaurant, mostly famous for their delicious bread sticks
“Mmm I love the Italian restaurant Olive Garden!” Said Samantha
Olive Garden by Anotherwildperson November 30, 2021

Olive Garden 

Olive Garden is a food restaurant loved by many...it’s amazing cuisine consists of mouth watering foods such as pasta and breadsticks
“We HAVE to go to OG...it’s my favorite restaurant, im craving me some breadsticks the best food restaurant around” Olive Garden is a great restaurant with delicious foods
Olive Garden by ikbolhonnnnnnn January 13, 2018

Olive Garden 

Where you take someone to get a blow job afterwards. only when you pay though.
girl: lets go to olive garden, ill let you pay

man: YessssSSS!!
Olive Garden by terifupoo March 26, 2009

Olive Garden 

A romantic Italian themed restaurant. Endless supply of breadsticks and salad.

A place where one would take his significant other in order to propose for engagement. High class dining experience filled with a tiny diamond ring. It's all a woman could ever ask for
"hunny, let's go to the olive garden"

"sure! I love those breadsticks!"

...

"with such a magical dinner and this $5 bottle of wine, in this tour of Italy I want to ask you to marry me, so will you?"

"YES!! I always knew you were romantic!"