Office

Area with minimum 3 walls or partitions

Tim has an office but Tony doesn't.

by Mr office August 21, 2008

Office

Oh god my office is a mess *insert excuses as to why my house isn’t in perfect order as actively try to build better men*

Hym “God, yeah, that is one cluttered office. My house is clean. 🤷 ♂️ Just sayin. It’s also good that while you’re wife was sick your family was being the people in your family that are reliable in times of crisis (and not you). I love seeing people act out their propositional ethics. Because it’s one thing to believe in something but it’s another thing entirely to act it out. Hey, what’s beyond unforgivable? I can go lower. I’m aiming for hell (because you have to be willing to go there). I’d like to find out what’s beneath it.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

Office

Commonly used Kiwi slang used to describe an indoor sesh spot.

E.g: garage, abandoned house etc.

- "Just gonna go clock into the office with the boys."

by xZelll March 7, 2019

Office

Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!

Office:Office is big funny with big jokes

by SansUndertale.com.69 June 19, 2020

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020