Offensive Meme

An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'

It's an offensive meme, and my private story is called offensive memes. No boundaries here, boomer.

by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

Offensive 6

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything

"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"

by Confoozion November 24, 2018

offensive lineman

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.

The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.

by HOGS ALL DAY December 16, 2011

Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.

Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...

by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 20, 2011

offensive item YES

albert has been banned

Albert:yes

rando: IM REPORT YOU

Albert looks at ban reason ( offensive item yes

by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno February 23, 2021

Offensive Joke

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.

Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)

by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022