Oden's pillar

A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.

Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"

by lynroadskyroad October 3, 2013

oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.

its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

by lushavape September 2, 2022

Kozuki Oden

Kozuki Oden is a character from One Piece. He's a Samurai from Wano Country, a member of the Whitebeard and Roger Pirates, and the son of the Shogun. Tall, muscular, and confident, Oden is one of the manliest alpha males to ever exist in One Piece. Not only did he have a harem of women when he was only 15 years old but he also never skipped leg day. He's a powerful, legendary figure, being the only man who Kaido fears. Oden is so legendary that he was put on the same pedestal as Roger (PIRATE KING) and Whitebeard (THE ONE PIECE IS REAL). Oden can be considered as the textbook definition of a himbo.

Person A: Who is Kozuki Oden?
Person B: Sit down. Let me tell you the story of this legend as we are drinking...

by mxikeyy March 11, 2023

The Greg Oden

A way of dressing that entails wearing a suit.

I see you're rocking the Greg Oden tonight. Way to keep it classy.

The Oklahoma City Thunder would like to thank you for supporting Greg Oden.

by CJNxn5 July 9, 2011

Mrs.Oden

An insane black math/science teacher who gives to much homework, and at the same time, is hilarious.

A: Who's your science teacher?
B: Mrs.Raslowsky
A: I have Mrs.Oden
B: Lucky bitch.

by asmsclassof12 October 4, 2011

The Oden's Hanging Sidekick

While performing The Oden on a lucky female, the woman must perform fellatio on another gentleman. When the person playing the part of "Oden Viking Warrior" cuts off the female's head, her jaws will clamp down on the third party's purple helmet warrior causing her cranium to look like a christmas tree orniment hanging from the male's Big Bamboo branch; nevertheless, his face will light up like a Christmas tree from the sheer joy.

Person 1: Man I wish I can experience the joy and excitement of The Oden's Hanging Sidekick.
Person 2: I've done it twice, and the feeling is Excruciating...Excruciatingly DELIGHTFUL!!!
Yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home...if you know what I mean!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006

The Oden

An act made famous by the Norse god Odin also known as Oden Viking Warrior--the supreme god and creator in Norse mythology. In this inhumane act, a person goes back door on a fellow female comrade. Right before the bestower is about to extract seminal fluid into the unsuspecting victim, he chops the female receptacle's head off causing her anal cavity to tighten, giving much pleasure to the person performing the act.

If The Oden is just a myth, then maybe i dont want to be living in this boring world.

by Old Norse Õthinn November 6, 2006