Nylon and Silicone

the best couple yet

“Dude have u seen those two loving sex birds? It’s like nylon and silicone!?

by vvap April 19, 2022

louis nylon

A scruffy yellow Poncho like jacket worn often in cold wet weather, usually worn by 'chavs', poor people and mostly tramps, not attractive and come in a wide range of incandescent colours.

A Louis Nylon is a bright Nylon worn by a poor child. Often selling things for money.

Look at that "Louis Nylon" over there, I bet he smells really bad.

by DavetheStake October 21, 2013

Encased nylon footjob

a nylon footjob, where the penis is placed between the nylon stocking or tights and the sole of the foot, through a hole made in the tights.

she gave me an encased nylon footjob.

by Urbandict_123410 February 23, 2024

Nylon Pylon Special

The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.

Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn

by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 16, 2020

Encased Nylon footjob

a footjob, more specifically where the penis is encased in between the nylon stocking material and the soles through a hole in the tights.

she gave me a encased nylon footjob last night, it felt amazing.

by Urbandict_123410 February 23, 2024

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

Making nylon

(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...

by Azenath69 February 11, 2022