Nutella

The "butter" for chocaholics. Can basically be spread on almost anything, but cannot be baked or cooked. Tastes like a chocolate version of Peanut Butter

John usually didn't like challah bread, but when he spead that Nutella on there, it tasted like cream farts and children's laughter (candy).

by ThisWasBroughtToYouByChexMix March 16, 2011

Nutella

A tasty brown fluid

Person 1: nutella

Person 2: i commit tax fraud

by Ratas.noodles May 09, 2023

Nutella

The by-product of successful anal sex.

Tom and Betty changed their bed sheets after finding a dribble of nutella.

by DrGreenlove May 21, 2011

Nutella

A mush that your balls turn into when you apply unbearable amount of pressure on them.

Nigga 1:Gosh! I got kicked right into my nuts.
Nigga 2: Let me see. Oh my god! It doesn't look like nuts anymore! It's Nutella!

by nigga969 October 21, 2014

Nutella

Spreadable chocolatey heaven. Apparently created by the Gods themselves. Often referred to as better than sex that it has become commonly used as a sex accessory.

Nutella so good I want to spread it on your penis. It's the best sex toy.

by Princess Nut August 19, 2016

Nutella

An extremely addicting drug.

I had so much Nutella today, it looks like I'm getting fat.

by Jorgejuanpellip January 25, 2015

Nutella

Simply put crack in a jar...

I relapsed into my Nutella addiction now im back in rehab

by Aku the radd May 07, 2013