A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

The chocolaty hazelnut joy bestowed upon us from the gods.

Nutella is a creamy chocolate and hazelnut spread that can be correctly referred to as "Sex in your mouth".

Trufax

a very delicious chocolate hazelnut spread, It is sex and an amazing orgasm put into a jar

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)

A spread to make sex better